Had to post this...hilarious!

From: Mark Gentile
Sent: Thu 10/11/2007 9:29 AM
To: Marcos Plaza
Subject: RE: Update

You've never met Weston before? Yeah, he's a good guy. He's been my boss for my whole career minus the 1 year I was in Boston. I followed him to PB then back to here.

- I’ve been sleeping with Weston for years! I once kidnapped him and held him hostage in room 4, he was wearing a wig and I told him to pretend to be a chick.

He heard what?!?!?

- He knows he’s my bitch

Where do these rumors start?

- I started spreading this rumor on the internet, hoping people would think I’m normal.

Not really a rumor to me. Been a while that I've known her. I've just been keeping it low key. After all, I am in my own little world out here.

- “keeping it low key” = she doesn’t really exist. HE is supposed to pretend he is a chick when people ask

Did buy the house (last Friday it was official). Furniture will be there, eventually. Little by little it'll get furnished.

- it will be 5-6 years before I get a bed, 6-8 before a there is anything else in there

I'm looking at this as a marathon, so one thing at a time.

- starting with some milk crates to put my TV on

Other than that, not much else going on.

- not even this “lady” people keep hearing of

Been busy with the whole house thing, that's been about it.

- been fishing cash out of the mattress for a month and trying to count out the amount for the down payment

What about you? How's the dad thing going? Sleeping at all? I'm sure it's a ton of work, but so rewarding.